The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples.
I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)
- you guys are allowed to send me messages
- you’re allowed to just say hi
- you can ask me for my skype or whatever
- feel free to just tell me about your day as if we’ve been best friends since forever
- you’re all good to ask anything you want to know
- don’t be afraid to be off anon
- you can talk to me
- i like talking to you guys
- i dont bite
Guys, do this! Except I don’t have skype
Here we see a prime example as why Tolkiens world is no longer just fiction. This is a MOTHER FUCKING ENT! ALRIGHT IT’S AN ENT AND IT’S SAD BECAUSE IT’S FACE IS WHERE IT’S LEGS SHOULD BE! IT’S ALRIGHT MY WOOD FRIEND! I’M SURE THE WHITE WIZARD WILL HELP! THE NICE ONE! NOT THE ONE WHO CUT DOWN ALL YOUR FRIENDS!!
I thought it was the Deku Tree
No it’s an ent